i adore you, noble haltmann... [haltmann x reader] by DDDisLoveDDDisLife, literature
Literature
i adore you, noble haltmann... [haltmann x reader]
A/N: hai guys i wrote a haltmann/rader fic as a kind of sequel to the dedede dating simulator bc i dont feel like coding another game to make a haltmann dating sim so take this haltmann x reader fic instead ok so like u are in dream land right??? well : ) it was taken over by capitalizm!!!!1 omg you, (y/n) the SEXIEST freak in planet plopstar is almost crushed by one of those leg things on the haltmann works company star dream thingy ok? yea so you dodge that and like… there's a window or somethin and a guy falls out of there you watch as he falls. he falls for like 10 minutes. but then he lands on the ground next to you and you hear a crumch. "ow" the male says "omg!!!!! are u ok" u ask the masculine man "i think i broke my pelvurouscula" he says "omg no……" u say and hold him gently. u have magic healing powers so u heal him "gasp" he gasped. "i don't feel like dead anymore" he gets up and u cant help but admire he. his beautiful egg shaped bod and wicked pinstripe suit. and
good news! turns out i DO have version 1.1 of the king dedede dating simulator! bad news! it's missing some assets for some reason so i gotta work on reconstructing them!